Yes sir you are correct, yet people like that have the nerve to call me out by saying I suck off of taxpayers dollars and to get a real job. I'm the only one that would come to his rescue when someone was mopping the floor with his face, only because I suck off of taxpayer dollars of course
That was sarcasm pistol. Liberals are all in favor of the cops and think you do an important job. Its the right wing scum that you love so much who want to see you unemployed. Simply because they don't want to pay taxes so you can get paid.
But FYI the one time in my life the cops ever did me a bit of good (I got a 4" buck knife in my spleen) the prosecutor tried to twist it into somehow being my fault so she could charge with me something. Since my actions were purely self defense she couldn't. She did, however, tell me that I was "not a sympathetic victim" because I didn't cry and whine like a little bitch and I've had some martial arts training. So what the hell good does it do to run across one decent cop when the prosecution was such a ****? The entire system is broken. I ended up more pissed off at the prosecutor than the perp.
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Wow DA you actually own a gun, what would you possibly need to do with one of those?
People keep getting the ridiculous idea that just because I'm liberal it makes me a pacifist. I'm not above killing somebody if the circumstances are right. But it sucks that in a purely self defensive combat mode I had to take more consideration of the law than in my own self preservation.
Shithead did 9 months for serious bodily injury. If I had ripped his eyes out of his skull and crushed his wind pipe like I was trained I'd probably still be in jail. But he pulled the knife first. I almost got killed trying not to hurt the mother fucker who had me at knife point.
Then the defense gets to make a big deal out of some argument I had with my ex wife 10 years earlier while it didn't matter that the sob was throwing rocks at random windows earlier the same day for no damned reason.
I don't know how you deal with that kind of crap every day. But if you want that job you can have it. I guess somebody has to do it. At least till you find youself on the wrong end of a Republican cut back so some fat cat can get another tax break he doesn't need or even want.
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If I had ripped his eyes out of his skull and crushed his wind pipe like I was trained I'd probably still be in jail.
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I'm not above killing somebody if the circumstances are right.
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People keep getting the ridiculous idea that just because I'm liberal it makes me a pacifist.
I doubt anyone has put that much thought into you. I'm pretty sure most folks just see you for the idiot you are then move on to important things like taking a dump
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Shithead did 9 months for serious bodily injury. If I had ripped his eyes out of his skull and crushed his wind pipe like I was trained I'd probably still be in jail. But he pulled the knife first. I almost got killed trying not to hurt the mother fucker who had me at knife point.
WoW, they sure give you some good training in special ed.
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At least till you find youself on the wrong end of a Republican cut back so some fat cat can get another tax break he doesn't need or even want.
And this is why people think you're an idiot, thanks for reaffirming.
I thought that was what you guys looked like. So that makes it kind of redundant doesn't it?
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And this is why people think you're an idiot, thanks for reaffirming.
Only idiots think I'm an idiot. Those are the same people who think that humans used to ride around on dinosaurs because the world is only 6,000 years old. Conservatives think the Flintstones was a documentary. And they think anyone smarter than them is stupid. Trust me this will all make perfect sense to you guys once you get past the ridiculous belief that you're the good guys.
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I'm not above killing somebody if the circumstances are right.
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If I had ripped his eyes out of his skull and crushed his wind pipe like I was trained I'd probably still be in jail. But he pulled the knife first. I almost got killed trying not to hurt the mother fucker who had me at knife point.
Ahahahahahaha
Wait.
Wait.
Nope, can't hold it in.
Ahahahahahaha
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I almost got killed trying not to hurt the mother fucker who had me at knife point
Just so you ass holes will know that I know what I'm talking about I'll explain it to you. Its called a rigid claw. You hold your hand in kind of a Mr Spock V hand position and drive your finger tips into your opponents eye sockets. If you can do it in an upward direction the bone at the top of the eye sockets is about as thick as an egg shell. Instant death. That would have been followed by a basic karate chop to the throat which would have crushed the wind pipe.
Both are fairly simple proceedures particularly when you have your opponent pinned. Either one would have solved the problem but you always want to chain your techniques together in case the first isn't totally effective. Anyone who's had any training will know that I know what I'm talking about. And anyone who questions it is only showing that they're ignorant on the topic.
Unfortunately that happened the same week that Furman was on the stand during the OJ trial and they were discussing whether cops had planted evidence. It occured to me that if for some stupid reason his knife wandered off I'd have a helluva time proving self defense. Plus we'd been friendly for quiet some time and I didn't know how serious he was pulling that knife on me. So I tried to end it without seriously injuring him. As a result I got stabbed.
There's nothing funny about it. And I'm not surprised to see you people act like a bunch of dicks. So carry on. Just remember that the more outrageous you think the story is the more you're showing that YOU couldn't have handled the situation. Its just a bitch that in a self defense situation the victim has to worry about legal repercussions on top of trying not to get hurt.
All that was just to answer question about whether I really have a Mossberg and if I'm prepared to use it. The answer to both is yes. Although as pistolgrip can confirm racking a shotgun has a very distinctive sound all its own and somebody who is trying to break in at 3AM is very unlikely to stick around to find out whether I'm serious or not about using it.
Sorry to have to point out that some others around here are know nothing pussies with big mouths. But that's how it goes. I'm sure those people will happily identify themselves again in case anyone missed it the first time.
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Just so you ass holes will know that I know what I'm talking about I'll explain it to you. Its called a rigid claw. You hold your hand in kind of a Mr Spock V hand position and drive your finger tips into your opponents eye sockets. If you can do it in an upward direction the bone at the top of the eye sockets is about as thick as an egg shell. Instant death. That would have been followed by a basic karate chop to the throat which would have crushed the wind pipe.
Both are fairly simple proceedures particularly when you have your opponent pinned. Either one would have solved the problem but you always want to chain your techniques together in case the first isn't totally effective. Anyone who's had any training will know that I know what I'm talking about. And anyone who questions it is only showing that they're ignorant on the topic.
Unfortunately that happened the same week that Furman was on the stand during the OJ trial and they were discussing whether cops had planted evidence. It occured to me that if for some stupid reason his knife wandered off I'd have a helluva time proving self defense. Plus we'd been friendly for quiet some time and I didn't know how serious he was pulling that knife on me. So I tried to end it without seriously injuring him. As a result I got stabbed.
There's nothing funny about it. And I'm not surprised to see you people act like a bunch of dicks. So carry on. Just remember that the more outrageous you think the story is the more you're showing that YOU couldn't have handled the situation. Its just a bitch that in a self defense situation the victim has to worry about legal repercussions on top of trying not to get hurt.
All that was just to answer question about whether I really have a Mossberg and if I'm prepared to use it. The answer to both is yes. Although as pistolgrip can confirm racking a shotgun has a very distinctive sound all its own and somebody who is trying to break in at 3AM is very unlikely to stick around to find out whether I'm serious or not about using it.
Sorry to have to point out that some others around here are know nothing pussies with big mouths. But that's how it goes. I'm sure those people will happily identify themselves again in case anyone missed it the first time.
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This guy is hilarious. His response to the responses of his tuffguy act are pretty much "I know you are, but what am I?" and now he's giving us the breakdown of "rigid claw".
this is a classic case of dipshitgaydouchebaggery all bound up into one retarded little ball.
but wait I'm pretty sure he will "claw" our eyes out if we say anymore. BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Let's face it the ONLY reason you guys don't like me is I'm a liberal. Which means I have a brain. So you're jealous. I know I can't say or do anything right where you clowns are concerned. Just like any brain dead piece of shit who calls himself a conservative won't draw a word of criticism from you no matter what he says. Like that one clown who wants the entire North Eastern seabord of the USA to get nuked. Not ONE of you said a word about that did you? But if I answer a question from pgp you try to turn it into a big deal. Only those who haven't made an effort to learn how to defend themselves would think its any big deal that I'm telling you that I have. So you guys are stupid. What else is new? Yeah I can defend myself. I'm pretty good with a pool cue too. Deal with it.
This is kind of interesting tho:
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my thoughts exactly! 
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