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Old 06-13-2007, 09:03 AM
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Gas/Illegals Solution

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal
immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to
illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the
Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve
the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal
immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and
cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go
home to spend it.

I love it when a plan comes together.
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Old 06-13-2007, 09:11 AM
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I'm calling the anti-pesos sue-e-sioty on your global warming coming together as these poor guys huff and puff your clunker up your dirve-a-way while you're here mason (some of the best craftsmen) the yard and kitchen tops, do the lawn, (who knows how to cook);...

Why does it smell like bad breath taco I can taste it in the air it's so pungent....
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Old 06-13-2007, 10:10 AM
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heres a better solution, no more auto insurance premiums, add it to the price of gas, so much per gallon, everybody is insured, as long as you are a citizen, if you are an illegal, you now are paying for my insurance but you are not covered . takes care of 2 birds 1 stone
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:05 AM
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The latest telephone poll taken by the California Governor's office, asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

29% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."

71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."
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Old 06-13-2007, 12:12 PM
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today harry reed called illegales quote [ undocumented AMERICANS ] what a load. if this bill gets forced down our throats we are doooooooomed. no comprenda senior
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How about turning illegals into solient green. Then welfare recipients purchase the solient green with food stamps, eat it, and get gas from the beaners!!
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Old 06-13-2007, 02:23 PM
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Funny how things work out, but I have 2 solutions.
1. Global warming is cause by cattle feces.
a. For every illegal, send 3 cows off to those countries
b. If caught legally, send 40 cows over to cool heads back home
2. If the immigrants keep shitting up the place like they own it and not respect it as if it is any one's right to take over the handle bars from the back seat...
a. Start feeding their children Chinese import dog food and shove that freedom they usurp right down the little one's throat just to make sure who the fuk runs the show in their own country.
b. Brush each adults teeth with Chinese import; again, only this time, they dump industrial (strength toothpaste) waste into the food chain and then export it out of China and no one is catching it cause it sounds what this god forsaken scum on this earth would do to each other to jeopardize their children to be shot in the streets for your will upon these 50 fucking pissed off states so your teeth are clean yelling to take America over!!!!!!!!! (If it were only true that >> all 50 were a little more upset, like alotta upset)
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Old 06-13-2007, 02:42 PM
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Um? Who is Harry Reed? TK.
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Old 06-13-2007, 02:46 PM
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Um? Who is Harry Reed? TK.
Which Harry Reed? Google has about 5 of them. TK.
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Old 06-13-2007, 03:06 PM
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Which Harry Reed? Google has about 5 of them. TK.
I think he's talking about the one with the 19% approval rating.
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This piece of shit is Harry Reid..

http://reid.senate.gov/
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:55 AM
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How about turning illegals into solient green. Then welfare recipients purchase the solient green with food stamps, eat it, and get gas from the beaners!!
Man that's pretty smart coming from a guy that lives in a flood zone (under statement) I mean under sea level. Shit the American government and American tax payers would save billions if some of you smart people would just move...................

Instead of building new levies ,AT A COST OF BILLIONS that for all intensive purposes. Are only TEMPORARY!!!

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Old 06-14-2007, 07:26 AM
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Funny how things work out, but I have 2 solutions.
1. Global warming is cause by cattle feces.
a. For every illegal, send 3 cows off to those countries
b. If caught legally, send 40 cows over to cool heads back home
2. If the immigrants keep shitting up the place like they own it and not respect it as if it is any one's right to take over the handle bars from the back seat...
a. Start feeding their children Chinese import dog food and shove that freedom they usurp right down the little one's throat just to make sure who the fuk runs the show in their own country.
b. Brush each adults teeth with Chinese import; again, only this time, they dump industrial (strength toothpaste) waste into the food chain and then export it out of China and no one is catching it cause it sounds what this god forsaken scum on this earth would do to each other to jeopardize their children to be shot in the streets for your will upon these 50 fucking pissed off states so your teeth are clean yelling to take America over!!!!!!!!! (If it were only true that >> all 50 were a little more upset, like alotta upset)

Wtf has happened to cntrhub? He's almost making sense today! This is gonna upset the balance of the universe.
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Wtf has happened to cntrhub? He's almost making sense today! This is gonna upset the balance of the universe.
Day before payday, man.....day before payday.

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Old 06-14-2007, 01:48 PM
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Man that's pretty smart coming from a guy that lives in a flood zone !!!
Aww jeez Rocky......that's pretty weak.....that's all the shit you could come up with?.. out of at least 4 crackas dissin your cousins ...gonna have to step it up there moochacho......comprende'..........(punetero)





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