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Old 02-17-2009, 02:57 PM
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[quote=lonestar;884536]Funniest damn thing i've ever read on here.

Question though. What's a scratch off banaza sale, and does 7-11 actually have these??

Dude, mis-spell. It should have read scratch off bonanza sale. As in a huge sale on scratch off tickets. These tickets tend to attract easily impressed people, but only when I'm in there to buy smokes and I'm in a hurry. I'll edit the post and change the error. I fucked up and apologize. Can I be a biker now?
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:01 PM
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Dude, mis-spell. It should have read scratch off bonanza sale. As in a huge sale on scratch off tickets. These tickets tend to attract easily impressed people, but only when I'm in there to buy smokes and I'm in a hurry. I'll edit the post and change the error. I fucked up and apologize. Can I be a biker now?
Shit, now i'll have to edit my sig as well.

You can be whatever the hell you want to be, as long as you let me keep your quote in my sig.
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:11 PM
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:23 PM
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we rode home from myrtle beach in the rain about 50 degrees.., about 4 hours...totally in garbage bags, i put mine under jacket, but my buddy put his over his clothes, he looked hilarious. no chaps...
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:37 PM
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You spend 1K,10K or 20K on a bike ,well that's what you got.

You can buy a Zippo lighter and it will last or you can choose to keep buying bic's
Ohhhhh so your saying a Harley will last longer then a jap bike? Or the other way around? I mean because if a bike stays in the garage not being rode it WILL last a long time.
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:03 PM
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there are certain personality characteristics that dont sit well with some if a guy buys a bike to turn into a badass then he is a goof, and it sounds loike the guy in the original post was just that,, enough with the moderator of the year , all is great live free shit , i think most would agree that any one who buys a hd to be an instant bad ass is a goof ... as far as the rest of your statements????





was out on V day with the girlfriend and a buddy on the bikes at a local watering hole ( outside / patio area ) , guy all alone on a green "chopper " with LED lights all over the place . shorts , red boots with flames all over them , denim vest with some patch on the back ( not a club ) and his hat on backwards . he was gettng alot of attention on his bike . people walking by asking questions ( he was sitting right next to it at a table ) even had a fat broad sitting with him for a while . I thought he looked like a clown as did my GF and buddy but what ever . My point is he was in full badass mode . if this guy was not on a green glow in the dark chopper , you would never notice him , so I guess his money was well spent ?


and he went home alone .



there are posers / wanna be / dumbass's riding all kinds of bikes . ( except WWC because there at the top of the cool chart so I hear )



if your on 2 wheels your cool in my book , dodging the old folks here in florida is a full time job and I respect that .
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:35 PM
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Lots of stuff from guys with Jap bikes. Have they not read all the "buy American" stuff on the site?
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Old 02-17-2009, 04:44 PM
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Old 02-17-2009, 05:05 PM
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That's the type of guy who would ride a V max!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Old 02-17-2009, 05:18 PM
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What do you think this guy rides?

He needs to start lifting some weights and get a little sun on them sticks before he goes sleeveless.


Got a hell of a mullet though.
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Old 02-17-2009, 07:54 PM
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His sister !
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:07 PM
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wow-wee

Two Harley rider were riding around the country and had spent fourteen days together and they were getting a little testy.
One morning, the first rider says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today?

I'll ride north and spend the day looking around, you ride south and spend the day. Then tonight we'll have dinner and share our experiences"
The second rider agrees and drove south. The first man headed north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story.
"Today I rode into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate
lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake.
As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The
wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was
your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and came to a railroad crossing. There I found a
beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her from the tracks, and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back here."

"Wow-Wee," the first guy exclaimed, "your day was MUCH better than mine. So I assume you got a blowjob, too?"

"Nah," says the second rider over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."
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Wow-wee. That's fucked up.
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:24 PM
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I don't know who's worse... You for writin' it. Or me for readin' it and laughing.
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