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Old 11-10-2015, 05:42 AM
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The text message:

Hi Bob, This is Alan next door. Iím sorry but I have a confession to make to you.
I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get the courage to tell you,
but I am telling you now as I canít live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you.
I havenít been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me.
I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee, and I'll pay you for the usage.

Regards, Alan.


Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, ran next door and without a word, shot his neighbor dead.
He returned home, poured himself a stiff drink, and sat down on the sofa.
He took out his phone and saw he had a subsequent message from Alan.

The second message:

Hi Bob, This is Alan again.
Sorry about the typo in my last text. I expect you figured out that my autocorrect changed ĎWi-Fií To ĎWifeí.
Technology, hey what can I say?!?

Pretty funny don't you think?

Regards, Alan
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